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Comments by Scoper...Do you like my hair?

Have Another Drink, Congressman


 






A little throwaway item in the Washington Post caught my eye today. It was very instructive, revealing something they don't teach in civics class. It's this: for all their partisan blustering, your elected representatives - Democrats and Republicans - in Washington or your own state capital, at the end of the day all go out and get drunk at the same bar. And they send you the bill.

The Post article mentions "a rare election-year round of bipartisanship" in the U.S. House, as members passed "dozens of pet projects…before Congress heads home for its summer break." It's actually not so rare as you might think, though "good government" has very little to do with it. Adjourning to go home and campaign for re-election has a lot to do with it. 

Basically, Congress suspends its own rules on debate and amendment, bunching dozens of bills together in one package and passing them on a two-thirds vote. That's interesting, because when the clock isn't ticking, you can't get two-thirds of Congress to whistle "Yankee Doodle" at the same time. 

What gets passed in this "suspension" procedure? A whole lotta pork. Things like: $16 million to build a "Freedom Center" in Cincinnati to "promote awareness of the Underground Railroad." $134 million for more bulletproof vests for police. (A lot of police departments already provide them, and a lot of cops don't like to wear them.)

Some bills are patently worthless: the "innocent child protection bill" prohibits states from putting pregnant women to death. It was already against the law! 

This one's the cake-taker: a bill to establish "National Eat Dinner With Your Children Day." Apparently a recent study (probably tax-funded, but I don't know) showed that "children who eat dinner with their parents are less likely to smoke, drink, or do drugs." That may be true. I was never allowed to light up or shoot up during dinner. But gosh, could it be that kids who eat dinner with their parents have parents who behave as parents at other times of the day, taking responsibility for teaching their kids, oh, maybe right from wrong? And of the parents who don't give a damn, will even one of them change their behavior because "Congress said to?"

Sorry about the rant, but the point is this. All session long, we've been watching Republicans and Democrats doing plenty of ranting of their own. Just like last year and the year before, and so on. Especially when the TV cameras are on. They huff, and puff, and posture, but it's all staged. They spend hours wrangling over whether the federal budget should grow by 5 percent or 10 percent. If you want government to take less of what you earn and be less intrusive in your life, you're still screwed. 

Put another way: Democrats and Republicans don't hate each other. Their differences are minor and manufactured. They're sucking up the same tax dollars, and spreading them around with the same purpose in mind - getting through the next election. "That's politics," you say. Yes, it is. And do you wonder a little less now why so many people don't bother to vote at all? Apathy may take more than one form. It may be that today, more of the electorate have come to believe these last two paragraphs, and are sick and tired of "rubber stamping" a dysfunctional system. 

As Llewellyn Rockwell writes in World Net Daily:" "The glory of American democracy is that it permits us to kick out the nasty tribe of political despots that is currently ruling us. The tragedy is that it installs another group that will do essentially the same thing. This is one reason the Republican Congress didn't cut government. Why shrink something you're going to inherit?" 

(Above quote re-posted here with permission from www.lewrockwell.com.)

There's one more thing the major parties have brainwashed us into believing, something so insidious it's almost a thing of beauty. A co-worker parroted that tired old line recently when I mentioned a passing interest in a third-party candidate. You know the line: "You're wasting your vote!" 

She's got it all wrong. You're wasting your vote when you don't cast it. You're wasting your vote when you vote for someone you don't believe in. You're wasting your vote when you hate the status quo yet support it anyway.

I will never endorse a political candidate in this column. There are people out there willing to work hard for fundamental, lasting change if they're given the chance. Some of them may believe exactly as you. But their funding is measly, they're largely ignored by the mainstream media, and sometimes they can't even get their names on the ballot because the D's and R's have made it almost impossible. 

But wouldn't it be fun to watch them squirm if one of those obscure House, Senate or Presidential candidates got just enough votes to shake up the "plurality?" Then they'd really have an excuse to head for the bar!
 
 



Just who is Scoper?

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