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Comments by Scoper...Do you like my hair?

Unreasonable Search and Seizure?

(You Decide)

I wasn't going to write again about the Fourth Amendment so soon. Then again, I didn't expect it to be randomly violated again so soon, in the state of North Carolina that's been my home for almost a decade. It actually got me involved in a Constitutional debate of sorts - on the radio - which, I will admit, is not proper for me to engage in as I am the nominal newscaster for that station. But when challenged by the DJ, I couldn't just "leave it lay."

Recently, the Gaston County, NC School Board voted (unanimously) to allow random vehicle searches in the school lots where students park. These "random" searches began on Friday, September 8. Supposedly, they're looking for guns, since two were found in student vehicles a week or two earlier. Those students, by the way, were appropriately disciplined. (One was taken to jail, and is now out on bond awaiting a criminal trial.) It's doubtful anyone has a problem with that. Personally, I don't think teenagers should be packing heat on school grounds, either. 

What got my goat was that the esteemed personality could do nothing but parrot the platitudes of the school board members quoted in the morning newspaper article. Really intelligent statements such as: "parking is a privilege, not a right." Excuse me, I thought DRIVING was a privilege, not a right. Am I to understand that there are no rights at all, even when the car isn't moving?

Then came the specious argument that "we're subject to metal detectors in airports and other public buildings." Enemies of your freedom and mine are really big on these sorts of arguments, which seem at first glance like "apples and apples" comparisons. They are not. Here's why:

Metal detectors check EVERYONE walking through the passage, the door or the vestibule. If you do not understand the difference between this and RANDOM searches of vehicles, stop reading now. I'm just wasting your time. On September 8, such random searches were initiated of cars parked in Gaston County School parking lots. As reported by a local television station, (Superintendent) Ed Sadler said that nothing illegal was found. But (Sadler) "declined to say how school officials determined which vehicles were searched." 

So what was the determining factor for whose cars were searched and whose weren't? He can't tell you, because he doesn't know himself. Probable cause? They've sidestepped that entirely. Without that tiny restriction, "cause" can be as arbitrary as "we don't like your looks." This little phrase is just a little too inconvenient:

…And no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

In other words, you wanna search my private vehicle, get a warrant! First you explain it to a judge, then if he signs off on the paperwork, then you tear my car apart. That's not "beating the system," that is the system. If you or I are stopped on a public street, you can give the cops permission to search (though if they want to plant a bag of pot on you, you're quite screwed.) But if you demand a warrant, they have to go get one. That's true anywhere in the United States. Why is this fundamental right suddenly forfeited on school grounds (also public property) and why is a local school board able to invalidate this 4th Amendment right on a simple majority vote? 

What are we left with? "Don't like your looks, search your car," as has already been discussed. What's next? "Don't like your hair, search your car. Don't like the way you saunter down the hallway, search your car. Don't like who we saw you talking to at lunch yesterday, search both your cars. You skipped out on the last pep-rally, search your car." 

I'm not trying to be funny here. I've had a human mind for most of 42 years, and this is the way the human mind works. Yours, mine, and everybodys. That's why we need definite restrictions on how we can treat other people, even if, and especially if, they don't meet our own personal standards for behavior. 

When the standards are thrown out the window, emotion rules the day. When I tacitly accused the DJ of leaning toward fascism (without using the word) he tried to make a joke of it by saying, "maybe we should search your car." I don't even own a gun, and I'd like to think he was being facetious, but when you take away the time-honored restrictions on these activities, isn't it amazing how quickly these thoughts ensue? Even in a joking sense, he was upset with me, and it took him less than ten seconds for him to decide that I was an enemy of "right-thinking society."

One of the saddest moments of this ersatz radio "debate" on the issue was a caller who truly believed that car-searches could have avoided the Columbine massacre. Sadly, milady, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold waited until they showed up at school to start shooting. A metal detector in the doorway might have slowed them down, but no parking lot search would have. 

Something else would have, and the very mention of this is so politically incorrect it is bound to enrage some of you who read this. "Zero Tolerance" gave those boys free reign and no opposition until the cops showed up. What's more, they knew it. What if a teacher or two had had access to a simple pistol at Columbine? How many more murdered teenagers might have celebrated birthdays in 2000? As always, just a thought. 

Scoper


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