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Comments by Java Mann

Today I discovered, quite to my surprise, that I have been indirectly supporting the "evil" homosexual agenda for years. I have to wonder if perhaps my sub-conscious mind has been aware of this the whole time and never felt the need to let my conscious mind in on the plan (it’s tricky that way), or perhaps there is a recessive gay gene that kicked in and predetermined my behavior. But I digress…

How, you may ask, how have I been indirectly supporting the "evil" homosexual agenda? By drinking Budweiser of course. It’s amazing to think that all this time I thought I was drinking Bud because it was cheap, has a decent taste and a fairly high alcohol count. How foolish of me.

It appears that the fine folks over at Anheuser-Bush, the folks who make Budweiser, Michelob and other beers, actually advertise in gay targeted publications and support gay pride events. Frequent readers will recall my degree in marketing, and the phrase "target marketing" should come to mind. The fact remains that the pennies Anheuser-Bush may donate to gay pride events are a drop in the ocean compared to their yearly advertising budget.

As I said at the beginning of this column I was surprised to find all this out. This tid-bit came to me via my good friends at the American Family Association, a group that, in my humble opinion, seems a bit too interested in all things gay. It should surprise no one that they are also opposed to all things gay, so they are in fact promoting a boycott of Anheuser-Bush products. I’ll drink to that.

In an attempt to bring their convoluted message about Anheuser-Bush to the masses, the AFA has taken to renting airplanes and flying banners over Bud sponsored events. Recently they "buzzed" the Daytona 500, trailing a banner that read "Bud: Stop promoting the Gay Agenda". They leafleted the streets and slapped up posters declaring their boycott. This raises the following questions: Does Daytona have littering laws, and if so, how carefully are they enforced?

Another bone in the collective AFA craw is the fact that Anheuser-Bush extends benefits to the same sex partners of it’s employees. They don’t make a big deal about that because Anheuser-Bush is a private company and can do what it likes, but they still make their disdain for this situation known in their propaganda. One might imagine that they’re crying in their beers over this… but then again, they can’t.

I have to think that this action, like all other attempts by the AFA and other religious/political groups to force their limited ideology on the rest of us, will fail. Budweiser is both a mediocre beer and an American institution. You might, however choose to check out their page at http://www.gaybeer.com/. If nothing else, it’s good for a laugh.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the bar for a few games of pool, and to support the "evil" homosexual agenda. Cheers.

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