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STILL COUNTING...
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by The Cynic
I have this vision...
It's October 9th, 2003,
and civilian Al Gore, Jr. is holding yet another press conference. He announces
that he has found one more vote to add to his
total in Florida. It turns
out that Elsie Carmichael had chronic diarrhea on November 7, 2000, and
had every intention of voting for him:
Gore: "With this single vote,
my lead over Governor Bush should be 14, and not the
537 deficit that the partisan Katherine Harris certified. More people wanted
me to win. Here we have Ms. Carmichael, who wanted to vote for me and she
is struggling to pay for her prescription medicine right now. The problem
was, she ate at a Cuban restaurant the night prior to the election.
"We all know the political
slant of the Cuban community. They blocked her
from voting for me. This
was a Republican restaurant, they saw her and they
decided that they could
not allow her to vote. She has been disenfranchised.
This is America. In America
every vote has to count. I will now take a few
questions."
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2. Cynical Observations...
OK, I've now counted 15 columns
I have written about this election. That's enough. I can't keep writing
about it. I'm sick of writing about it. I should be writing about pop up
ads and government waste. This will be my last column about this stupid
extended election. I will not write one more word about...Oh wait, I just
had another column idea....forget what I said.
Many of you are aware of
the arrest of Robert Downey Jr. for drug
possession. Normally, when
an actor or celebrity keeps getting caught in this trap, I find myself
saying, "Got what you deserved, you loser." Downey is somehow different,
and I'm not sure why. I wish him well in recovery and I hope this time
he stays off the stuff.
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'Til next time...
---Cyn---
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